The victim: Mr. Gold Fish
Age, at least 5 years
Previous known address, the dinky pond in the backyard when we moved into the house.
Brief obituary, Mr. Fish had grown and flourished since Rick redid the pond into a fish oasis. He leaves behind to mourn his memory 4 half-brother fish who had previously resided in our pond in German Village.
(Photo withheld to protect the queezy)
The scene of the crime: Our normally tranquil backyard pond
Main suspect: Urban Heron
Could not be reached for comment
Local enforcement officials report that security in the area will be beefed-up in the form of more frequent patrols of the perimeter by a resident chocolate lab
On a happier note, Rick's pepper plant grew this really terrific pepper.
Previous known address, the dinky pond in the backyard when we moved into the house.
Brief obituary, Mr. Fish had grown and flourished since Rick redid the pond into a fish oasis. He leaves behind to mourn his memory 4 half-brother fish who had previously resided in our pond in German Village.
(Photo withheld to protect the queezy)
The scene of the crime: Our normally tranquil backyard pond 
Main suspect: Urban HeronCould not be reached for comment
Local enforcement officials report that security in the area will be beefed-up in the form of more frequent patrols of the perimeter by a resident chocolate lab
On a happier note, Rick's pepper plant grew this really terrific pepper.
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