"Harry Mama" - the statue of the Virgin Mary at church
"Harry Papa" - Grandpa
"Harry Bobby" - what he calls Harry Potter and every other little action figure in our house
Funny Things That Will Says
"I thought I just saw the Leaning Tower of Egypt, but it was just a church. Besides, we're not in Egypt."
"Monkeying around the Christmas tree" - I guess he doesn't know much about rockin' yet
"When I grow up I want to be a fancy waiter because if someone bumps into me a fancy waiter can catch a plate on their foot."
Mom- "Tell me all about your first day of school!" Will- "Can't I just tell you about my second day of school tomorrow?"
"I have a good sense of pretzels"
Will- "Dad, why did Santa name one of his reindeer Stupid?" Dad- "Not Stupid, buddy, Cupid"
"This picture of me was taken with an old fashioned camera" - holding up a Poloroid
Mom- "What do you think of being a lion tamer for Halloween?" Will- "Can I have real lions?"
"I think that dog is our dog's facebook friend"- on a walk at the park
"Is that how Claude Monet does it?" - after asking me to take a look at his bathtub crayon drawing
"Soren's admiring me" - in a whiney voice from the back seat at about hour 3 into the car trip to Grandma's house
"I like the way ducks say 'Quack Quack'. It quacks me up" - His first pun
"chomp sticks" - for eating Chinese food
Mom: "What do you have planned for today?" Will: "I think I'll make some music with this washboard"
"My favorite part of having a new baby is the feet"
"Accigently" - It was an accident... but he did it gently
"Can we plant this seed and grow hamburgers?" - A sesame seed he picked off his hamburger bun
"I'm going to teach the cat to sing 'Twinkle Twinkle'"
"I came in to tell you all the good news!" - How he announces that he has used the potty
"Apples are my favorite candy" - Atta boy
"Is burping rude and funny at the same time?" - Well, to be perfectly honest...
"Is this where babies come from?" - When we pulled into the Babies R Us parking lot. Is it time to have that talk already?
"Help me down. I'm going to break my teeth" - I guess he is listening when I tell him not to climb on things or he'll fall and break his teeth
"When I'm a doctor, I can go to work with you" - Yes you can, babe.
"Is the TV not working?" - When a recent power outage lasted several days, it took my son 48 solid hours before he realized the TV couldn't be turned on. What a proud parent moment!
"I am much faster with no pants" - Discovered as he was running in circles around the pool table
"That little boy has wheels on his shoes. That's silly" - When we saw a child wearing Wheelies. That's my boy.
"Achoo" - when he jumps into the swimming pool
"Mom, hang me on the line to dry" - The other night in the bath (we don't have a clothesline)
"The busy busy spider climbed up the water spout"
"Bee is excited (or happy or scared)" - Will calls himself 'Bee' which is short for 'Beast' and is what we lovingly called him when he was an infant
"Hair denture" - air conditioner
"Turkeypine" - porcupine
"Waterpus" - octopus
"Ickey Douse" - Mickey Mouse
"Taco-Doodle-Doo" - what a rooster says
What's on my Nook
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer
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